Haha - me too
So:
Possibly too big/powerful:
Scrambler Icon
Street Triple R LRH
Street Twin
Then:
CMX500 Rebel
CB500X
MT-07
SV650
My only issue with the CMX500 is that it might be a bit vanilla, and probably requires a bit of customisation to bring it up to a slightly better spec. However, the two Hondas are probably better in terms of power as I fear some of the others may be a bit much as beginners bikes.